# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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