The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.