I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass