I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
that is very illegal...i love you.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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