Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nutella sex= disaster
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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