FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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