There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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