i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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