Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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