its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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