some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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