Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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