I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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