idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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