So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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