Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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