: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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