When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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