Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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