fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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