Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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