super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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