Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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