you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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