Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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