If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
