so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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