omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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