how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
