You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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