he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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