I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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