Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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