Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
