Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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