WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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