Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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