I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Panties = found
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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