oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
send nudes
from the living room?
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