just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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