oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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