i may or may not be watching the land before time
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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