Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
