been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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