THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize