real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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