Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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