i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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