Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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