i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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