I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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