Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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