I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
