the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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