what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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