YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So squirting runs in the family.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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