Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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