I am puke
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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