you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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