I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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