Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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